Oh Perfect Even Numbers

 By H.Moses

Oh perfect even numbers

You can be multiplied any way.

I think of you infinitely.

Oh perfect even numbers

I divide you flawlessly.

Even fractions don’t you see.

Oh perfect even numbers.

The reciprocal is always easy.

Just when I think you couldn’t be better.

You add another way.

Oh perfect even numbers.

Subtracting is not even a task.

But with your evil cousin.

I start to break a sweat.

Oh perfect even numbers.

Your remainder is always even.

Finding the quotient is never hard.

The sum is so easy to calculate.

Oh perfect even numbers.

Odd numbers make me sad.

Please come back to me. 

So I’m no longer a negative number.

Oh perfect even numbers.

Algebra is fun with you.

My happiness just increases.

Prime numbers can be easy with you.