An Ode to Phones | Dylan Cha

Oh so helpful phone. Your spectrum of abilities makes me filled whole with envy. You are so great, so energetic. You allow me to text other people, play with other people, call with other people, and calculate for me. You are so helpful and greater than most. You keep me safe, with your array of abilities.

Oh so helpful phone. Your spectrum of abilities makes me filled whole with envy. Your 3 cameras and 4 buttons allow me an infinite amount of possibilities. When I touch your screen I feel a surge of excitement and your hilarious videos allow me to laugh at the least possible times. While I scroll through your videos I do not feel the time flying by.

Oh so helpful phone. Your spectrum of abilities makes me filled whole with envy. I can feel you bringing light towards me, enlightening me on everything at a maddening speed. The news, I can see its information, not a mere finite amount. In addition, you are finding me articles I would like, and articles that I have to read.

Oh so helpful phone. Your spectrum of abilities makes me filled whole with envy. You are so great, greater than humans you are at chess, your computational skills far greater than any human to ever grace this earth, with you we store billions of photos worth of storage. You know a great amount of everything, beloved you are, not a fraction of dislike in my heart towards you.